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PostSubject: How to milk a cow   Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:21 am

1. Clean your hands.

2.Put a dollop of udder cream on your hands.

3. Gently but firmly take the base of the cow's teat firmly between the last three fingers of your left hand.

4. Draw slightly on the teat and udder at the same time.

5. DO NOT jerk or pull- This will irritate the cow and maybe cause injury.

6. With your right hand, take the base of another teat firmly between the last three fingers and repeat as in 4.

7. Proceed quickly but gently with each hand until the supply of milk finishes.

Top Tip: NEVER milk a cow whilst its eating!

OK, I hope everyone enjoyed that random tutorial. Thanks!

Oh, and if you hurt the cow, say sorry! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:23 am

ok well i dont know why you posted this but ok and i know how to milk a cow
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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:28 am

oh my gosh! this was so random. and whats udder cream????
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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:38 am

This is a really random topic, Ill bet you live on a farm, or near one.

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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:30 am

lol and i wanted to know that y?? xD

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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:14 pm

Hehe I know how. xD
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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:47 pm

Yeah I don't own any cows just 1 dog so.... OMg there's a sign on my bus route near my school that says " Sheep shearing:June7 . Nobody owns sheep in suburban areas.
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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:27 pm

Lol thanks for the tutorial..

Btw do you live in a farm..?
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PostSubject: Re: How to milk a cow   Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:53 am

um. wow lol, that was random
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